I thought I knew that guy, that one eyed little cretin got me in the back, but it really hit my heart...He thinks he can out best me?
NO CHANCE IN HELL MAGGOT!
THE DEMO MAN SCOURGE HAS PLAUGED US TOO LONG! REJOICE BRETHREN FOR TODAY THE PLAUGE SHALL SCOURGE US NO MORE! I WANT TO SEE A EVERY DEMOMAN NOT LIVING.
I WANT BROKEN GLASS EVERYWHERE, WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH EM THEY'LL HAVE TO WEAR TWO EYEPATCHES! THAT IS OF COURSE IF THEY END UP NOT LOSING THEIR HEADS! I WANT TO DRINK FROM THEIR OWN PERSONAL STASHES OF SKRUMPY. I WANT ME ONE MILLION DEMO SCALPS AND I INTEND TO GET ME MY SCALPS OR DIE TRYING! THEN RESPAWN AND START OVER!
EVERYTIME YOU SEE THAT COWARD STICKY BOMBING OUR CART I WANT YOU TO JUMP AT HIM FEET ABLAZE WITH FIRE OF OUR OWN CREATIONS RAINING DEATH ON HIS ONE EYED ASS! HE WANT'S TO HOLD THE POINT? HOW'ABOUT HE HOLDS THESE SHOTGUN BULLETS IN HIS GUT? MAGGOTS IF HE DIES WE'LL DO THE HONORABLE THING AND DIG HIS GRAVE BEFORE WE KILL EM. IF HE DRINKS, WE'LL DRINK TOO, BUT TO HIS DEATH!
AND WHEN THIS GLORIOUS WEEK ENDS AS WE ROCKET OURSELVES INTO OLYMPUS AND FOREVER IMMORTALIZING OURSELVES IN STONE. I WANT TO SEE ALL THEM PUNY WORTHLESS MAGGOTS TREMBLE IN FEAR AT THE SIGHT OF CRIT ROCKETS RAINING DOWN FROM HEAVEN, CRIT ROCKETS FROM MY NEW BAD ASS WEAPON!
Are you ready to bring down the hurt soldiers?
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